第一百四十九章
大力神与果蔬大聚会
劳伦斯先生格外耐心,不慌不忙地回答着小女孩每一个问题:“你爸爸非常聪明,学习成绩出类拔萃,还是学校棒球队的主力投手呢!他有一个小女朋友叫什么来着,哦,对了叫,艾米丽,两人可是一对儿活宝。”
羽悠兴致盎然地问:“啊?真的吗?”
劳伦斯先生说:“你知道吗?他们俩居然在’音乐星期五’的晚上,在学校的舞臺上大唱《hot
for
teacher》,小克利那段吉他炫技简直让在场的所有同学都为他疯狂了。”
劳伦斯先生看到羽悠一脸迷茫样子,就知道,这首歌离二十一世纪的孩子实在太遥远了,以至于她完全抓不到笑点,于是,劳伦斯先生索性站起来,假装手裏抱着一个吉他,学着当年羽悠爸爸小时候的样子唱了起来:
“oh
yeah!
t-t-teacher
stop
that
screaming
teacher
don't
you
see
don't
wanna
be
no
uptown
fool
maybe
should
go
to
hell
but
am
doing
well
teacher
needs
to
see
me
after
school
think
of
all
the
education
that
i've
missed
but
then
my
homework
was
never
quite
like
this!
ow!
got
it
bad,
got
it
bad,
got
it
bad,
i'm
hot
for
teacher!
i've
got
it
bad,
so
bad
i'm
hot
for
teacher!
hey,
heard
you
missed
us
we're
back!
(hey!)
brought
my
pencil
give